{"product_id":"habeas-corpses-halflife-chronicles","title":"Habeas Corpses (Halflife Chronicles)","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Mark Simmons, who never met a wisecrack, pun, or pop culture reference he didn¿t like, explores different degrees of deadness in his latest Christopher Cjesthe novel. Poor Chris . . . if he’s not being made unwilling ruler of the vampires, he’s discorporated and floating through walls. Lupe the Werewolf, Suki the cat\/vampire, the voluptuous Deidre, and, oh yes, Teresa’s head . . . all are back for this lates event-packed romp through a vivid world that leaps into existence every time we open a Simmons book.” —Charlaine Harris\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“. . . manages to combine enough wacky hilarity to satisfy a Terry Pratchett fan, and a plethora of puns guaranteed to make a Piers Anthony buff groan. . . . Mark might even have created himself a new genre¿cybercafé.” —Mercedes Lackey\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“. . . vampire Chris Haim has more problems than merely protecting his secret . . . a jealous werewolf can ruin your whole day. Plots and subplots and vignettes abound . . . fans of the early Terry Pratchett or Eric Flint's Joe fantasies will enjoy the humorous bits.” —Publishers Weekly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“[Chris Cjesthe] is back for a new and even greater (and funnier) adventure. . . . Snappy dialogue, lots of amusing details, a clever plot, and a generally witty sense of humor combine to make this one of those rare novels that combine levity and the supernatural in just the right balance.” —Chronicle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Readers who desire something off beat but humorous in their fantasy\/horror literature will want to read Dead on My Feet [prequel to Habeas Corpses]. . . this book is fun.” —Midwest Book Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“[Dear on My Feet] works because it is simply over the top . . . I love the way Mr. Simmons plays with the standard action scenes¿for instance a philosophy discussion during a car chase. . . .” —Philadelphia Weekly Press\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fantastic Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50656800768286,"sku":"9781416521259","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/4018\/5118\/files\/9781416521259.jpg?v=1772189679","url":"https:\/\/readfoldedcorner.com\/products\/habeas-corpses-halflife-chronicles","provider":"Folded Corner Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}